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kumpulan teka-teki garing dua

» ada ribuan ekor gajah di suatu lapangan yang besar bagaimana caranya memisahkan antara gajah yang kecil dan yang besar ??
Caranya dengan memakai ayakan khusus untuk gajah
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» negara apa yang ada dalam peribahasa?
swedia payung sebelum hujan
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» kepalanya merah, jalannya mundur apa mas?
obat nyamuk
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kumpulan teka-teki garing satu

kalo dia bangun elu tidur,kalo dia tidur elu bangun.
telapak kaki hehehehehe
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» Apa Beda Onta dengan Daun Singkong
Kalau Onta di Arab....Daun SIngkong Di Urap....
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ketawa tak berkesudahan 2

» mengapa orang jalan tidak tertabrak, sedangkan lampu

jalan mati, lampu mobil mati, pokoknya penerangan di

sekitarnya mati!!!!!!
ya...karena ia jalannya di siang boooloooong..
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» kenapa orang takut dengan hujan?
karna hujan datangnya nyerbu,kalau hujan datangnya satu

satu kan bisa ngelak sambil ngomong ee ngga' kena...eee

nngga' kena,heeeeeee
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ketawa tak berkesudahan 1

Alat ini sangat berguna dan biasanya panjangnya antara 15 - 20 cm.
Alat ini sangat disukai, baik oleh pria maupun wanita.
Alat ini biasanya tergantung bebas, siap setiap saat untuk di pakai. Alat ini di salah satu ujungnya berambut dan diujung yang lain memiliki sebuah lubang yang kecil.

Pada saat di gunakan, alat ini di masukan, selalu dengan penuh perasaan, kadang-kadang pelan . . . . namun kadang-kadang juga cepat mengikuti irama, di masukan ke dalam lubang yang hangat, berdaging, basah dan licin. Selanjutnya ditarik, di masukan terus menerus berulang-ulang. Pada saat dimasukan, biasanya diikuti dengan goyangan bagian tubuh yang lain.
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english is a stupid language

Let's face it: English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and
neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not
invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes we
find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and
guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how
come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be
phone beeth.
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways
and drive on parkways.
And more ... Some food for "Thought".
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will
have to touch it to be sure?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland
called "Holes?"
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doa cari jodoh

"Ya Tuhan, kalau dia memang jodohku, dekatkanlah...
Tapi kalau bukan jodohku, Jodohkanlah....

Kalau dia bukan jodohku, jangan sampai dia dapet jodoh yang lain,
selain
aku...
Kalau dia jodoh orang lain, putuskanlah! Jodohkanlah dengan ku....
"Amin...".
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